I’ve heard this story so many times and it gets me every time. The cookie monster is a story about a little boy who was going through a rough time, and decided to have a cookie. His mom made him a sign that read “god’s away on business cookie monster” and it hung out in the front yard. His mom was always complaining about her husband, and had a very bad temper at home, but she couldn’t help but let it get to her.
The cookie monster is such a big part of the Disney movie that it’s easy to forget that the story is actually the story of a cookie. To make a cookie, you have to bake a cake, put the ingredients into a pan, and bake it for an hour or so. Then when the cake is done, you take the cake out, and dip it in melted butter. Then you put it in a pan of hot water, and boil it for a few minutes.
But the cookie monster is a totally different animal than the cookie itself. The cookie monster is actually the product of the cookie, which is a substance made from yeast. She’s a cookie monster because she’s obsessed with the cookie. The cookie monster becomes a cookie by having a mind of her own.
For the people who are like the cookie monster, she can be really dangerous. She can create cookies out of different types of flour, which can cause her to create various monsters of different sizes. But really she wants the cookie. She wants the cookie not only because she can eat it, but because she wants to be able to eat the cookie.
If you are reading this, you might think that making a cookie is only a small part of what god wants from you. But it’s not. This is a big part of god’s plan for you. He’s like the Cookie Monster, only worse, because he’s more evil. He wants you to make a cookie because you love him. But you love cookies more than you love god.
Cookie Monster is basically a very bad boy and yet very good for you. He wants you to make cookies. Not to be eaten by you, but to be kept in your house and then eaten by you. But god wants you to be the evil cookie monster- he wants you to make cookies. But he doesnt want you to be eaten by you.
How exactly does god make cookies? Well, he uses an oven to melt, crack, and cook cookies. He eats them, not the humans that eat them. But he has a lot of cookies. And because you love him so, you just eat as many cookies as you can and then go back to your happy place.
It’s a little surprising that the god of cookies would be so bad at cooking, but we’ll have to wait and see what happens next. We’ve seen in Deathloop a glimpse of what god’s up to…and we’ll have to see if the team can pull off the same thing in an upcoming game.
The future of the game is now.
The cookie monster isn’t our best example of a god, but its a hell of a lot better than the one from Call of Duty: Modern Warfare. In Modern Warfare, it was just a guy. In the new game, it’s not just a guy.
